This is my Resumé.
EXPERIENCE
Wieden + Kennedy NY / New York, NY
Copywriter / 2018-present
Accounts: Bud Light, Kraft-Heinz, Google, Michelob Ultra, Sprite
Yes, the Bud Knight is really dead. We killed the actor, too, just in case.
McCann NY / New York, NY
Copywriter / 2017
Accounts: Lysol, MGM Resorts, USPS, National Geographic
If you try hard enough, "Vegas" can be a noun, a verb, and an adjective.
The Martin Agency NY / New York, NY
Copywriter / 2016-2017
Accounts: Giovanni Rana, Avon, Optimum Cable, Kayak.com
Everybody's got dreams. Mine was to make a pasta brand's social post about Beyoncé's pregnancy.
DDB San Francisco / San Francisco, CA
Copywriter / 2015-2016
Accounts: Clorox, Hidden Valley, Slim Jim, Banquet, Pam, Chef Boyardee, Presidio National Park
I wrote the line "window coverings are hard to clean, that's for curtain" and was not fired.
DDB San Francisco / San Francisco, CA
Junior Copywriter / 2014-2015
Accounts: Clorox, Hidden Valley, Slim Jim, Banquet, Dial, Fiat Chrysler
I was MVP of the agency flag football tournament. No one believes me when I tell them that.
Competiscan, LLC / Chicago, IL
Data Entry Clerk / 2012
I sorted and processed direct mail for a market research company. It was as interesting as it sounds.
Target / Chicago, IL
Starbucks Barista / 2011-2012
I learned "interpersonal communication skills" through smiling at people when they yelled at me for making cappuccinos foamy.
Storm Communications / London, England
Public Relations Intern / Fall 2009
I wrote press releases, called a lot of British people, and once delivered a bag of frozen potatoes to the BBC.
EGO BOOSTS
Shortlist - Cannes Lions: TV & Cinema Film, Sweet Foods & Snacks - Slim Jim, "Lineup"
San Francisco's 32 Under 32 for 2016 - SF Egotist & AD2SF
London International Awards, TV/Cinema/Online Campaign, Finalist - Slim Jim TV
2016 National Addy, Silver: Regional/National Television Commercial Campaign - Slim Jim TV
2016 SF Addy, Gold: Television Regional/National Campaign - Slim Jim TV
2016 SF Addy, Judge's Award: Slim Jim TV
Spike TV's Funniest Commercials of the Year 2015: #4 for Slim Jim "Amish Buggy"
48 Funniest Women on Twitter, 2015
Davenport Playwriting Award Runner-Up, 2011