Selected internet writing, jokes, and other things people have unfortunately encouraged.

Over the years, that’s included everything from essays and tweets to a few unexpected mentions around the internet.

Places My Writing/Tweets Have Shown Up

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And places like Twitter Wit, ABC News/Yahoo News, Someecards, BuzzFeed, HuffPost, The Daily Dot, CNN Travel, Fast Company, Elle, USA Today, Romper, and Thought Catalog.

SOME OF my favorite TWEETS:

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Longer things:

2 Weeks in Japan: Trip Report & Itinerary
Medium / travel report
A very detailed Japan itinerary for people who enjoy planning, food, skincare, nature, Google Maps, and having one million tabs open.
Read on Medium →

Making Your Money Make Money: The Basic Basics, From a Finance Dummy
Medium / personal finance explainer
A beginner-friendly guide to making your money do rich-person things, written by someone who is not a finance professional and is very aware of that.
Read on Medium →

Also, Here’s Me Talking About My Colonoscopy

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